Valentine's Day Poetry Contest 2013
It's that time again! Time to pen your poetic verses on the subject all of us know and love: cheese. That's right, our annual Valentine's Poetry contest is officially underway! We're appreciative of any style -- send us your haikus, free verse, limericks, sonnets, pantoums, whatever. Silly or serious, we'll take it, as long as it's inspired, and full of cheesy goodness (or hilarity, irony, declarations of love, whatever).
To submit your poem, sign in or sign up for the website, and leave a comment on this blog! All entries must be received by Monday, February 11th. The lucky winners will recieve a Fresh Goat Cheese Heart from Coach Farm (pictured). Need some inspiration? Check out last year's winners.
Good luck!
P.S. Signing into the website allows us contact you if you win! Anonymous comments with no contact information make us really sad, plus your goat cheese heart will be awful lonely. So remember to sign up/in with your e-mail using the link above!



Seasons
In the springtime when the irises begin to blossom
or...
Late in the summer
when every verdure is thirsty
for the kiss of rain
Or when fall is coercing the trees to become naked
coating the earth with a multitude of colors
and...
the winter night skies are opulent with stars I...
Voluntarily, in all seasons,
surrender to you.
Every drop of rain that
descends from my body
longs to
shower your flora and perfume
your skin.
I...
Yearn for your touch
and long to
Open my petals
as you exhaust me with your love,
Until I fall into your arms
Knowing your love has sated all of me.
Oh!my sweet,
you have
Allured me into your seasons
and became my
Revelation of love.
Let me frolic in the seasons of your emotions,
As I confess my love
for you...
to you...
in all seasons.
I could have been that girl
I could have been that girl -
the one who's beside you now.
Given my hair a curl,
instead of watching snow be plowed.
There in the warmth of the weather,
but even better - of your arms.
Your sweetness I can see from here;
A dream of your kiss, I do not dare.
Two Valentine poems for contest...
Valentine
When I am being eaten
by the day’s florescent moths
and the unbidden noise
blares louder than Broadway neon
and the bills & balances
scream my incompetence
and the hours dwindle away
unused for anything good,
I long for your skylight
with its moon
blooming in the corner
and bits of stars scattered
like a handful of found change,
and its midnight blue
always open to let us in
or out or under
and time spills
as we do
into each other
from a bottomless cup.
Take away music, poetry,
& the world would choke on itself,
not knowing the maneuvers
for saving its life--
Take you away,
and a word in all languages
with its multiple meanings
would vanish, its ghost
would always be at the
tip of our tongue,
Take you away,
with your magic window,
and a note from the scale
would disappear,
all the songs and tunes
sonatinas and symphonies
would have a gap like the piano
with its broken key;
and everyone would always
be straining to hear again
what it sounded like,
always listening
for you.
Long Distance Valentine
Sometimes it seems we’re losing the thread,
It’s not that the love is dead,
I need to see your face,
It’s not that it’s been erased,
I just need to hear you speak,
It seems your voice is getting weak—
This can happen when the words
slip away before they’re even heard,
and when before we share the day
all the best has gone away—
I need to feel your arms—
don’t be too alarmed,
I need to feel your breath,
not just to keep from death--
but there’s more to alive and well--
I need to smell your smell,
that rings me like a bell,
like roses in hell
casting a sweet spell—
I need to be consumed
by your own perfume--
I need your magnet lips
to catch me in their grip
and join us at the hip,
and to hold them tightly there
for at least a year—
I need you warm and deep
and against me while I sleep,
but most of all I need to hear
that you love me more each year
and I’ll always be your dear,
as you will be mine, and I do, no fear—
but if you can’t find a way
to say all of that,
there are many ways one can entwine
with a long distance valentine—
if you’re befuddled
and your heart has a flat,
there’s always a book, a glove, or a hat…
Adrienne J. Maher
Valentine's Day Cheese Love Note.
Dorsets are Red,
Stiltons are blue.
Manchego is sweet,
and made from Ewe.
<3
Love Affair With Cheese
Love Affair with Cheese
It all started so innocently
American on white bread
Toasted in the broiler
Moved onto cheddar
With gingersnaps on each side
Next thing I knew it was brie
With apples and wine
Then crumbles of bleu
Atop my endive
Oh, cheese, wonderful cheese
In thee I do believe
(By Dorothy Stewart)
Cheese Valentine Haiku
Cheddar Gouda Swiss
How do I show love of cheese?
I always Edam.
(McSweeney's turned this down so why not submit it here?)
The Cheesemonger Weeps (a sestina)
I accidentally slipped into a life of cheese
a world of roped provolone, bandaged cheddar, and perforated veins of blue.
intentional and unintentional mold.
Hours of weigh-
ing. Days of wrap-
ping, months and years in a smelly store.
I didn’t think I had this in store
growing up on Velveeta and processed cheese
canned fruit, white bread and all that crap.
There are times I wonder if I blue
it, repeating the same tasks, answering foodie questions, and feeling the weigh-
t of routine and the cast of the mold
"Christ, sometimes I really feel I’m old,"
I say, But no one wants to hear my store-
y. They want the tale of the farmer not the weigh-
t of the world with their purchase of cheese.
A retail worker feeling blue
Is dereliction of duty, and excuse to shop elsewhere, a trap.
Which is why I’ve learned to do my rap
Numb, half awake, scarred, mold
on my hands, stinking of blue.
But with no one smelling for it. Store-
ing my real life away like cheese
un-aired. It’s the only way.
Yeah, the only way
In this fucking city which wrap-
s you up in debt and makes you work too much. Cheese
can make you a living in a town where all the apartments are full of mold
but cost more than a mortgage or a store
in any sane place. "Blue?"
my co-worker asks, noticing my mood. "No actually, not really. It’s just that blue-
my rinds and Mondays always bring me down. The whey can weigh
on me. The pungent gets redundant. The store
gets sore." Mongering and bad jokes go together like rap
and beets, like rock and mold.
Oh, cheese…
But focusing on the pain gives my daily world of dairy a bad rap.
The rinds, the crumbles, the crystals, the mold,
weirdly, accidentally, I have come to love the cheese.
Gordon Edgar
http://gordonzola.net/
Oh snap. I'm going to have to
Oh snap. I'm going to have to get something better than a limerick together to beat this.
I'm trying to raise the bar on cheese poetry
I mean, it took a whole half time of a Niners game to write this! Why couldn't McSweeney's recognize my genius?
Gordon Edgar
http://gordonzola.net/
Cheese, wine and dramatic
Cheese, wine and dramatic lighting
help me forget all the reasons we're fighting.
Why recriminate
hunched over our plates?
Romantic dinner is far more exciting.
Wedges and Crumbles
Although I prefer my curd with some mold
I also enjoy cheeses: young and old
Don't get in the whey
I want no delay
As my cheesemonger just announced "it's sold"
Washed Rind What do you think
Washed Rind
What do you think "no sharps" means?
Just looking wasn't enough,
When you found me in the cold.
You had to expose me.
Pull off my top, strip my labels,
Just to see pink skin.
The wrinkles only excited you more.
And then, half clothed,
You ignored me.
My temperature only rose.
You sniffed, you pervert,
You actually pressed your nose into my body,
And pulled the scent in like cocaine.
You passed me between your friends,
"Que rico!" on their lips, their mouths watering.
I was weighed and warmed in their palms.
And just as I began to relax,
I was flipped onto the table,
Modesty torn away, molten inside.
As you tore into my body,
Ate my heart with a spoon.
"No sharps"
Drug-addiction metaphored cheese poem? I love it! It's all about harm reduction in the walk in cooler.
Gordon Edgar
http://gordonzola.net/
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