Attention Foodies,

Illustrator and wise-ass Dyna Moe has supplied us with a tumblr of hipster animal archetypes: the full-time Etsy crafter owl, the social media branding analyst bluejay, etc.

One illustration in particular caught my eye:

As everyone knows, artisanal butchers are just one whisker in the grand beard of food hipsterdom: the backyard chicken maven, the unlicensed whiskey distiller, the urban weed forager. So when will "Urban Homestead Cheesemaker Lamb" make it into the menagerie?