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We’re all smitten by cheese, but sometimes it’s not enough just to feel it—you want to tell the world. And maybe even elicit a few honks from fellow dairy-lovin’ travelers. For those driven to publicly declare their cheesy love, we’ve hunted down these dairy-inspired bumper stickers to help you shout it from your car, laptop, or just about anywhere else.

Cheese Bumper Stickers

  1. Dairy Farmers Make Better Lovers
    They’re patient, resourceful, and . . . other things that we probably shouldn’t get into here. Give a shout-out to the dairy farmer in your life.
    Price: $4.25
    Where to buy: cafepress.com
  2. Goat’s Milk! Udderly Delicious
    This rectangular sticker is perfect for laptops and bulletin boards.
    Price: $4.25
    Where to buy: cafepress.com
  3. I’d Rather Be Milking a Cow
    Who wants to sit in an office all day? Tell everyone you’d rather be on the farm.
    Price: $4.25
    Where to buy: crazyforcows.com
  4. Cheesehead
    Need you say more? Customize the size, font, and color of this bumper sticker at no extra cost.
    Price: $4.95
    Where to buy: bumperart.com
  5. Honk If You Love Cheeses
    Encourage public displays of cheese faith with this cheeky decal that paraphrases a popular religious bumper sticker.
    Price: £4.99
    Where to buy: amazon.co.uk
  6. Long Live the Polish Butter Lamb
    For butter lovers of Eastern European descent, here’s a homage to the tradition of sculpting butter into tabletop lambs for spring festivals.
    Price: $3.95
    Where to buy: zazzle.com
  7. Pecorino Cheese Art
    Wheels of aging pecorino cheese create a visual riddle and a striking abstract grid.
    Price: $4.45
    Where to buy: zazzle.com
  8. Grilled Cheese Invitational
    Retro memorabilia from the 2nd Annual Grilled Cheese Invitational. Even if you weren’t there, show your support for America’s favorite sandwich.
    Price: $4.25
    Where to buy: cafepress.com
  9. Cheese Oval
    Just like the country or state bumper decals that show allegiance to a region, this one is for those who live in a cheese state of mind. Price: $4.25
    Where to buy: cafepress.com

Amy Scheuerman

Amy Scheuerman—culture's former web director—spent eight years in North Carolina where she developed a love of barbecue and biscuits before moving up north to get a degree in nutrition. She now works at the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum.

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