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ALERT: 200-lb. Goat on the Loose! (in MA)

Dennis the Goat is THE FUGITIVE

Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for four days. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. The fugitive’s name is Dennis the Goat. Go get him.

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