Lucky you—your life just got a little cheesier.
Behold! We’d like to debut a new video we made just for you. We call it “How To Talk Like A Cheese Pro (or, The Inadvertent Art of Party Snobbery).” It’s the first in a series of “How To Talk Like A Cheese Pro” videos, and this one’s all about cheese anatomy. Just like people, goats, dinosaurs, baby pigs, and daisies, cheese has an anatomy. Parts of a cheese’s anatomy include the rind, the creamline, the paste, veins, and eyes. This video, narrated by our very own Lady Limburger, will skyrocket you from regular ol’ cheese eater to top-o’-the-line cheese lingo slinger. We’d love for you to check it out. And if you haven’t already, subscribe to our YouTube channel while you’re at it.