Janet Konz, Alana M. Miller for culture: the word on cheese
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Articles written by Janet Konz

Sun: Aries | Moon: Leo | Rising: Virgo Janet has been astrology-obsessed from an early age. She’s pretty sure her first search on AskJeeves.com was “aries + astrology.” Janet’s exuberance and eagerness to get into the fray is a testament to her Sun in Aries. She is an astrology-savant, musician, raconteur, esthetician, and hairdresser-extraordinaire, all of which give her ample opportunity to scrutinize everyone’s signs and make cosmic connections. She resides in Brooklyn with her vegan companion.

Cheesy Spring Horoscopes for Pisces, Aries, and Taurus


Brought to you by Astrolocheese. Did you know the zodiac pairs perfectly with cheese? Spring signs: Read your cheesy horoscope below! PISCES Stellar Essence: Otherworldly, chimerical, intuitive Cosmic Pairings: Meredith Dairy Marinated Farmstead Sheep & Goat Cheese Origin: Australia Milk: Sheep and Goat Accompaniments: Pickled Caper Berries Salty Black Licorice Gin Martini with Preserved Lemon […]