Articles written by Janet Konz
Sun: Aries | Moon: Leo | Rising: Virgo Janet has been astrology-obsessed from an early age. She’s pretty sure her first search on AskJeeves.com was “aries + astrology.” Janet’s exuberance and eagerness to get into the fray is a testament to her Sun in Aries. She is an astrology-savant, musician, raconteur, esthetician, and hairdresser-extraordinaire, all of which give her ample opportunity to scrutinize everyone’s signs and make cosmic connections. She resides in Brooklyn with her vegan companion.
Horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, and Gemini
Each zodiac sign has a shadow side: the less-than-stellar quirks that hide in the dark. These undernourished parts of the soul manifest as cosmic cravings in the witching hours. Only the most delicious guilty pleasures will suffice—cheese-centric convenience foods, gut bombs, and over-processed impulse buys from the freezer or bodega. Embrace your dark side by indulging in cheeses that mirror these decadent delights. Snack like no one’s watching!
Horoscopes for Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces
What’s ahead for winter signs: snacking, snacking, and more snacking! Each zodiac sign has a shadow side: the less-than-stellar quirks that hide in the dark. These undernourished parts of the soul manifest as cosmic cravings in the witching hours. Only the most delicious guilty pleasures will suffice—cheese-centric convenience foods, gut bombs, and over-processed impulse buys […]
Cheese Horoscopes for Scorpio & Sagittarius
Brought to you by Astrolocheese Did you know the zodiac pairs perfectly with cheese? Fall-going-into-winter signs: Read your cheesy horoscope below! SCORPIO Stellar essence: Intense, alchemical, reclusive Cosmic pairings: Roquefort Hoshigaki Sauternes Mysterious Scorpio is all about savoring dark delights from hidden depths. She thrives when lurking in the shadows with Pluto, the overlord of the […]
Fall Cheese Horoscopes for Virgo & Libra
Brought to you by Astrolocheese Did you know the zodiac pairs perfectly with cheese? Fall signs: Read your cheesy horoscope below! VIRGO Stellar essence: Meticulous, analytical, dutiful Cosmic pairings: Dill Havarti Crudités Rosemary Crackers BrightLeaf Chamomile Lavender Sparkling Tea Fastidious Virgo suffers no fools. Guided by Mercury, the airborne conduit of intel, and Demeter, the timekeeping […]
Cheesy Summer Horoscopes for Gemini, Cancer, and Leo
Brought to you by Astrolocheese. Did you know the zodiac pairs perfectly with cheese? Summer signs: Read your cheesy horoscope below! GEMINI Stellar essence:extroverted, curious, raconteur Cosmic pairings: Comté Morbier Salted Caramels Lesley Stowe Raincoast Crisps Cranberry and Hazelnut Crackers Dry Riesling Garrulous Gemini’s love language is communication. The celestial twins, ruled by mischievous messenger god […]
Cheesy Spring Horoscopes for Pisces, Aries, and Taurus
Brought to you by Astrolocheese. Did you know the zodiac pairs perfectly with cheese? Spring signs: Read your cheesy horoscope below! PISCES Stellar Essence: Otherworldly, chimerical, intuitive Cosmic Pairings: Meredith Dairy Marinated Farmstead Sheep & Goat Cheese Origin: Australia Milk: Sheep and Goat Accompaniments: Pickled Caper Berries Salty Black Licorice Gin Martini with Preserved Lemon […]
