Did you know that cheese pairs perfectly with the Zodiac? Send this to your favorite Libra and read on to get inspiration for your first cheese pairing of fall.
People-pleasing Libra is perpetually balancing the scales of others’ desires. He can never just choose one snack and call it a day. What if he misses out on something even better? Or worse, leaves someone unsatisfied? The decision paralysis is daunting! The only solution is to offer up a little bit of everything: a chaotic, crispy melange of pretzels, Doritos, Cheetos, and SunChips with enough cold cans of brew to go around. It’s hardly a balanced diet, but Libra is content as long as everyone else is.
Shadow side signature: Insatiable, codependent, indecisive
Midnight snack: Munchies Cheese Fix snack mix + 12-pack of Natty Ice
Guilty pleasure pairing: 18-month mimolette + peanut butter pretzels + pilsner
Origin: France | Milk: Cow
Janet Konz
Sun: Aries | Moon: Leo | Rising: Virgo Janet has been astrology-obsessed from an early age. She’s pretty sure her first search on AskJeeves.com was “aries + astrology.” Janet’s exuberance and eagerness to get into the fray is a testament to her Sun in Aries. She is an astrology-savant, musician, raconteur, esthetician, and hairdresser-extraordinaire, all of which give her ample opportunity to scrutinize everyone’s signs and make cosmic connections. She resides in Brooklyn with her vegan companion.
Alana M. Miller
Sun: Aquarius | Moon: Aquarius | Rising: Libra Alana is an avid cook, party-organizer, and archivist who not-so-secretly wants to be a cheese librarian (aka cheesemonger). With her Sun and Moon in Aquarius, she delights in creating systems and then disrupting them – perhaps this is why she sought to merge the taxonomy of cheese and mythology of the zodiac. She has published writing in Broccoli Mag, The Billfold, and the Museum of Modern Art’s Inside/Out blog. She is also co-creator and co-host of the podcast The Soak. When not compiling her own cheese card catalog, Alana enjoys spending time with her beehives, cats, and queso-obsessed husband in the San Francisco Bay Area.
